Thursday, 31 March 2011

My Sister Vs Me At The Doctors

Remember the story I put up about my sister and her blonde moments? Well I thought I'd add to it by extending the incident she had at the doctors.

Today I got my blood taken for the first time. It was basically this:

I got asked a bunch of questions and then I was asked to roll my sleeve up. I know this is probably a bit biased in my favour because I'm used to having needles scratched onto my skin (I have 9 tattoos and 7 ear piercings. I also had my nose and eyebrow pierced a long time ago. My sister only has 2 ear piercings). Anyway the doctor stuck the needle in my arm and I barely blinked. All I felt was a tightness in my arm, although now it feels like I have been punched in the arm.
But I didn't make a fuss or anything...

Unlike my sister who was pinned down, blackmailed and restrained just to draw a little bit of blood from her arm. I wasn't there at the time but I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at the time just to watch because she is quite stubborn when she doesn't want something done to her. However she did embarass my mum.

And one of the strangest things to have happened to me in the doctos surgery was this:

Me watching my blood fill up the vials: "Bet that was easier than getting blood out of my sister."
Doc: "Your sister? Who's that?"
*At this piont I said her name but we'll keep her anonymous because I know she probably at some point in her life will read this and then I will "mysteriously vanish"*
Doc: Ahhh yes I remember her. We had to pin her..."

Yeah I actually joked about my sister. With my doctor. While he was stealing my blood. During a serious appointment.

And I'll leave it at that. Although I won't because I'm basically stalking my sister, just waiting for her next blonde moment.

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