"It's Like You Need To Pee-Pee, But You Don't Need To Pee-Pee"

My family is strange. That's a statement which just leaks out truth.

There's 10 of us (yes I know) and sometimes we argue like Hell and cannot stand each other. But in general we all get along (I'm talking kids here). Out of all the kids, there is one who will make you laugh so much. What's even funnier is she doesn't mean most of what she says or does. For example:

"Birds don't have eyes."
I think that's why she ran away from the bird in the bush. Not that she thought it was some insane rapist/killer after her.

And:

"I have leukaemia."
"Don't you mean ANAEMIA?"
That happened after a doctors trip which involved a blood test which in turn involved pinning her down and blackmailing her.
She doesn't have anaemia.

And why she'll never be a doctor:

"I don't have an appendix."
"Yes, you do, everyone does."
"Well I don't."
"You know what an appendix is, don't you?"
"Erm...."
Of course she didn't, she thought it was something only guys had.

She's there to make life a hell of a lot funnier. She has done so much more but I won't go into detail because she's going to hunt me down for this as it is.

The other child who is heading the same way as the above example is 4 years old. Recently she scared a little boy off who was pointing out flaws with the 2 year old sister.

It went like this:

"Mummy that girl looks like a boy... Look mummy, her hair is weird. She looks so weird... Mummy"
*Enter my four year old sister who walked right up to him, glared and yelled...*
"OI!!"
The child may have cried , we'll never know because my mum dragged her off before she hit him.

What does this have to do with the title? Well, the other day we were driving to my grandma's house. To get there we drive down a hill which has one of those dips that used to make me spew instantly in the car. The ones that lets your stomach chill with your brain for a few seconds. Anyway, the 4 year old and the 2 year old were sitting in the back of the car, we went down that hill and all my mum and I heard from the mouth of the four year old was:
"It's like you need to pee-pee, but you don't need to pee-pee!!"

Like I said my family is strange. But they make days seem a lot more fun!!

Actually what I wanted to do was repeat the story 'cause I haven't stopped laughing since we drove down that hill!!