Supermarket Fun!!

Dear customers/staff of Sainsbury, ASDA, Morrisons and other big supermarket chains,

I love screwing with your heads and, in a way, you brought it on yourselves. Whenever I entered these shops with my dad you all just glared at us as if we were not father and daughter but rather boyfriend and girlfriend. (EWWW!!) You don't do that when I'm in with my mum. So now that I am sick of your glaring and dirty looks and possible muttered comments, I have decided to get revenge. It might make us look worse but laughing at you is the best thing ever.

Let me explain my plan:

1. Walk into supermarket with dad and younger sister (the 2 year old sister works the best)
2. Find a busyish aisle
3. Get sister to "yell on daddy, sweetie"
4. Yell "darling" or "sweetie" if he gets to far away therefore getting more of your attention.
5. Catch your eye, smile innocently and then yell "Hey dad wait on us!!" and watch you turn beetroot as you realise how warped your mind really is.

If the 2 year old isn't available then all I do is run around after dad yelling "darling!" "Sweetie" or I occasionally link arms with him (in a busy aisle) Wait until I have your attention and then whisper loudly enough for you to hear; "dad that person is watching us... *in a high pitched voice while rolling eyes* Creepy...."

So hahahahaha! I am screwing with your minds because you all have a mind that belongs in a gutter you filthy pervs!!

Sincerely

Me.

*Sticks tongue out at you*