Dreams, Dreams, Dreams...

My crazy dreams are leaving me slightly sleep deprived (as once I've woken up drenched in sweat and shaking I can't get back to sleep) so I figured I will share them with you. These are just some of the examples of the bizarre dreams I've woken up from.

The Guinea Pig Dream

When I was younger we had two pet guinea pigs called Hazel and Holly. Hazel was a brown and cream coloured guinea pig and Holly was black, white and grey. One night I had this insane dream. It went like this: I wandered throughout the house in the middle of a party. I remember people being there but it only seemed like it was their presence that was there. I ended up in the living room where my dad was eating something in a trifle bowl. When I looked closely I could make out white and black layers with grey fluff (the best way to describe it) on the top. Immediatly I began to panic and scream that my dad was eating Holly (I know, I know). The someone (I don't know who) motioned over to the cage in the corner of the room where both guinea pigs were lying safe and healthy with no bite marks on them.

That dream had me spooked for months and it makes no sense at all.

Them Pink Fluffy Bunnies

I have no idea when this dream took place or even why. At the time we lived in a flat opposite a nursery which had an open grassy area which "led" to the houses behind it. Note: they were no hills in this area. So the dream went like this:
Outside was dark and hovering over the nursery opposite our flat was a brown spaceship. It was huge and was covered in bright green lights that looked radioactive. The spaceship was just there, hovering and below it I could make out thousands of bright pink rabbit ears poking out from behind hills. (If you know the battery adverts which have pink rabbits in them then you get the picture because these rabbits were identical). You may think that it would just be a strange, harmless dream which made no sense. Well stop right there because what happened next was beyond weird. What happened was some random person who I have never seen before in my life walked past the nursery grounds. All of a sudden he was horribly devoured by the thousands of pink rabbits. And then I woke up.

I promise you no drugs/alcohol was consumed before bedtime that night.

This One Takes The Biscut

This dream was recent, but not the most recent dream. These past few months have seen me visiting the doctors a lot more than I want. I'm not going into details about what's wrong with me but it may involve some kind of medication. This dream was one of those that has left me scratching my head in confusion. It went like this: I was at the doctors. I had been told I had to be injected with pure radiation and needed to be kept indoors for 12 weeks. Next thing I was looking out the living room window at the snow. Two young girls were building a snowman using a bucket and spade (why I'll never know). They noticed me staring at them and quickly vanished. Then I noticed smoke coming from the sea. I followed its direction to the site where a German World War Two plane had smashed into a huge boat. People were being rescued in a boat that beeped. The beep sounded familiar... That's when I realised it was my alarm clock.

I'll never know if any of those people actually made it to safety...

I Hate Spiders!!!

I hate spiders with a passion. I have a serious fear of spiders. If fluff on the floor resembles a spider then it's enough to send me into a panic. So dreams which involve spiders are my worst nightmares. And I have had loads. Here are some examples:
- Coming home to discover my bed covered in millions of huge, hairy spiders which my parents won't let me hoover up!!
- Having a "Zebra" spider running loose around the house (it had black and white stripes)
- The legless spider, which was just a round body with two big fangs. I don't know how it moved about but it bit a lot of people.
- The house that had long, hairy, thin spider legs. And was covered in webs.

And the most recent spider dream which was the one that woke me at 4AM and left me looking and acting like a zombie for days. I swear every time I closed my eyes I saw this "spider" which barely resembled a spider but more of an experiment gone wrong. What happened was this:
A new species of spider had been discovered and people were loving it becuase it would bite and kill anyone. It had killed an insane amount of people in my head (something like billions) and was currently trapped in a well. When I looked in the well I saw... Well I saw millions of long, silver spider legs and a flat brown body. Then I saw its head. And I'm not kidding when I say this. It's head was that of a labrador. That's right it had a dogs head. Hanging from its neck was a piece of rope that made a "whoosh" sound when it moved.

And that is what I see and hear on a daily basis. It has me scarred!!!

These dreams are the reason I'm half zombie during the day. I guess I have one hell of an over-reactive immagination. Stay tuned for more. There's bound to be anyway...